*quick review*
Bradley James has been taken by a mysterious man sent by tyrant king Steve Martin, David Tennant and Colin Morgan start gathering adventure supplies so they can hopefully save the king from Bradley.
*scene starts in Colin's house in the woods*
"Have you seen my pack?" Colin asked his pet ferret, who shook his head vigorously
"I thought I'd left it on the coat rack...."
Colin pondered where his pack could possibly be when his friend, (who also had an irish accent) Hat the dragon's head came through the window.
"you seem to have lost something." Hat stated like he knew everything
"I can't find my pack!" Colin replied terribly distressed
"you're a wizard, Idiot." Hat said "use your magic to find it."
"Oh. right." Colin casted a spell, and his pack came flying down the chimney and hit him square in the chest, and he fell on to his rump.
Hat shook his head "only a sage would know why on earth you were gifted with magic."
*scene switches to a nice clean house where this story is being told (refer back to the 1st part of magical idiocy part 1)*
"Why a sage? aren't you supposed to use a very uncommon smart person for that phrase?" I asked my grandpa
"Sages were very uncommon. When Steve became king, he kidnapped all the sages and kept them locked up in his castle for his own selfish 'needs'. It was horrific, the way the knights would walk into the streets at night and steal sages from their homes. you could hear the sages beg for release as they were dragged into a cage that would take them away to be locked up until Colin, Bradley, and David could save them. It was much worse when a family was involved, the cries of protest could be heard all over the village. And tears would still be streaming down their face the next morning. Sometimes, if things got too out of hand there would be bloodshed."
"....Cool story bro." I said in response
*scene goes back to Colin's house*
"Where are you going anyways?" Hat asked Colin in a prying manner
"The king sent a man to take Bradley for his ability to talk to enchanted objects and small animals, but they aren't aware that he's daft." Colin replied
"Would you like me to give you a lift to the cold snowy forest?"
"Can you carry David as well?"
"Of course I can." Hat said matter of factly "I'm going to tell him you said he was fat."
"I'll go get him and we'll meet you over by the lake." Colin said, ignoring Hat's threat
the lake was the only place that was big enough for Hat to take off without killing a bunch of trees and possibly his wings and whoever happens to be riding him.
*scene switches to David's house where he's also gathering supplies*
David was searching under and around various objects, terribly distressed. When Colin entered the room.
"You look terribly distressed" Colin said worriedly
"I can't find my pack!" David said, terribly distressed.
Colin cast a spell and David's pack flew off of the floor near his coat rack, and hit Colin's back really hard, and he fell on to his face.
"Thank you Colin!" David said in a David kind of way as he swung his pack on his back and watched as Colin slowly got up, he didn't feel very good because he had already been hit in the chest, and his bum hurt from landing on it, and now his nose was bleeding because he fell on his face, and his back hurt.
David excitedly ran towards Colin's house.
But David tripped on a small rock and hurt himself, so now they both hobbled towards Colin's house unenthusiastically.
Upon arriving at said house, Colin's pet ferret jumped on David and stayed on his shoulder all day.
"I really like your ferret." David said with deep admiration for Colin's ferret.
Colin ignored him because he still didn't feel good, and they'd been walking for around 3 and a half hours, and it was raining, and he just didn't feel good. But all of a sudden, Colin looked up
"We're here!" Colin said somewhat enthusiastically (he's tired)
"Took you long enough. I've been sitting out here in the rain absolutely forever, and now we're going to have to wait anyways because I can't fly in this weather." Hat said.
Colin collapsed under a tree next to Hat, exhausted from his poor magic skills and his lack of ability to walk 3 and a half hours without getting tired. He closed his eyes and listened to the sounds of rain falling on the leaves, and plopping in the lake, and felt the wonderfullness of it falling on his feet (Colin likes getting his feet wet). And he heard the adorable sounds of David playing with his pet ferret. And he indulged in the beautiful, fresh, smell of the rain. He indulged so much, he forgot to wipe the blood from his nose off his face. So he looked ridiculous when he finally came out of it and stood up an hour later when the rain had stopped. But nobody mentioned it. Because no one loved him...........
"Alright," Hat said, lowering himself for Colin and David and Mr. Ferret "get on, we've got to save king Steve from Bradley"
They all got on to Hat's back, and away they flew.
To the icy, foreboding, ominous, Cold Snowy Forest.
They landed by the edge of the Cold Snowy Forest,
*back to the clean house*
"Didn't anything happen while they were flying?" I asked Grandpa
"They never talked about it, they always skipped to the part where they landed in the forest. I think they either didn't talk at all and it was terribly boring, or they had an argument and didn't want to talk about it."
"Oh..." I said, left to wonder what happened on that flight to the Cold Snowy Forest
*Back to the edge of the Cold Snowy Forest*
"This is where I leave you, I'm sorry I couldn't fly you further." Hat said, relieved to have them and their packs off his back. "Oh, and David, Colin called you fat." Hat flew away before Colin could say anything to him
"What?" David said to Colin
"No, I didn't." Colin said, slightly annoyed "I think you're a beautiful skinny man."
There was a moment of thick, awkward, silence before they made their way into the Cold Snowy Forest, where they would face the first of their horrific challenges.
they're not ready for this.
~~~This is gonna be a long one guys.~~~
Friday, October 26, 2012
Thursday, October 18, 2012
magical idiocy
Unwilling participants:
Steve Martin David Tennant Bradley James
Colin Morgan Jay Baruchel
"Once upon a time-"
Steve Martin David Tennant Bradley James
Colin Morgan Jay Baruchel
"Once upon a time-"
"No. you're not starting like that. i hate that."
I had asked my grandpa to tell me about how our village had become the kingdom that it is now, how we had escaped the tyranny of the old "king" Steve Martin. But i hate when stories start with once upon a time. Those stories always end perfectly and nothing real actually happens.
"Alright..." Grandpa said "How about, A long time ago-"
"No." I rudely interrupted again. "That one reminds me of starwars."
I don't have anything against starwars, it's just that if a story starts like that all i can think about during parts that effect the protagonist is luke screaming NOOOOOOOO!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Grandpa thought for a bit, then said "There was a wizard named Colin Morgan."
"Go on." I said, completely satisfied.
"He was living in the woods, away from town because everyone thought he was the reason for every terrible or mildly bad thing that ever happened because he was different."
*if this was a movie it would move back in time, like a really long flashback to show you the story without someone narrating it the entire time*
**the 'movie' starts in the woods, at Colin's house**
***a man staggers into his dwelling place***
"Colin!" The man said, breathing hard because he had been running, hence the staggering "I need you're help." (he has a scottish accent)
Colin hurried over to man to help him to a chair
"What's wrong David?" Colin asked with a lovely irish accent, while starring deeply into the man's eyes
"It's Bradley, He's let the elephants escape again." David explained still breathing kind of hard
*exasperated sigh* "I'll get the elephants back, and get Bradley in the house."
"Thank you Colin, I don't know why I don't just send Bradley on his way. He sure is a pain. And he eats A LOT."
"Don't-" Colin snickered "send him-" He continued, barely able to contain himself "here!" Colin and David both started giggling like two little drunk children for a very long time. And with that Colin donned his disguise (a nice black cloak, and a lovely 'stache he only wore for special occasions such as this) and walked out the door, but fell down laughing.
"Morgan!" Bradley yelled excitedly as he saw Colin (who had told him to only use his last name) walking over. "all the elephants got loose!" (remember, Bradley has a british accent)
"I know it was you Bradley, David told me." (switch your brain to irishness) "What happened this time?"
".....honestly i think you have bigger problems" Bradley said as he nonchalantly scratched his head.
"When I get back we're talking about this." Colin said as he walked away to round up the elephants.
*scene stays on Bradley who is currently more important*
Bradley walked back inside as he tried his best to think of another excuse that wasn't the same as the one he had used three times before. which was that the elephants picked the locks. When he opened the door, there was a man standing inside. who slooowly tuuuurned aroound.
"Hello Bradley." The man had a low british voice that sounded fake. "I've been waiting for you."
".....I haven't been waiting for you." Bradley replied
The man wrote something on a piece of paper, left it on the table, and quickly advanced towards Bradley.
Bradley didn't have any time to respond.
The man was too fast.
Far too fast.
Unnaturally too fast.
It's almost about to get crazy.
real crazy.
almost.
Colin came back riding an elephant and leading the rest of them back into their dwelling place.
"Bradley, where are you? We're talking about this! i have no idea how you manage to lose the elephants every time you watch them, but i know it's not because they pick the locks!"
Colin walked into the house, looking for Bradley. but what he found was an empty house.
With no Bradley.
"Bradley?" Colin called, walking towards the table now. "What's this? Bradley can't write...." Colin said as he noticed the note on the table.
I have been sent by the king to borrow
Bradley for his odd ability to talk to enchanted
objects and small creatures. He is safe, but he
will be gone for a while i'm afraid.
-LONG LIVE THE KING!
-his faithful servant, Jay
Colin stared at the note for a long moment, trying to decide what course of potentially heroic action he should take, when David walked in.
"Where's Bradley?" Colin handed him the note. David read the note.
"We have to get him back! he's daft! he'll probably take off someone's leg trying to clean their boot!"
Colin and David started gathering supplies for their wonderful journey together that would teach them many life lessons and bring them all (including Bradley) closer together.
Or tear them apart for good.
If they don't die first.
"Morgan!" Bradley yelled excitedly as he saw Colin (who had told him to only use his last name) walking over. "all the elephants got loose!" (remember, Bradley has a british accent)
"I know it was you Bradley, David told me." (switch your brain to irishness) "What happened this time?"
".....honestly i think you have bigger problems" Bradley said as he nonchalantly scratched his head.
"When I get back we're talking about this." Colin said as he walked away to round up the elephants.
*scene stays on Bradley who is currently more important*
Bradley walked back inside as he tried his best to think of another excuse that wasn't the same as the one he had used three times before. which was that the elephants picked the locks. When he opened the door, there was a man standing inside. who slooowly tuuuurned aroound.
"Hello Bradley." The man had a low british voice that sounded fake. "I've been waiting for you."
".....I haven't been waiting for you." Bradley replied
The man wrote something on a piece of paper, left it on the table, and quickly advanced towards Bradley.
Bradley didn't have any time to respond.
The man was too fast.
Far too fast.
Unnaturally too fast.
It's almost about to get crazy.
real crazy.
almost.
Colin came back riding an elephant and leading the rest of them back into their dwelling place.
"Bradley, where are you? We're talking about this! i have no idea how you manage to lose the elephants every time you watch them, but i know it's not because they pick the locks!"
Colin walked into the house, looking for Bradley. but what he found was an empty house.
With no Bradley.
"Bradley?" Colin called, walking towards the table now. "What's this? Bradley can't write...." Colin said as he noticed the note on the table.
I have been sent by the king to borrow
Bradley for his odd ability to talk to enchanted
objects and small creatures. He is safe, but he
will be gone for a while i'm afraid.
-LONG LIVE THE KING!
-his faithful servant, Jay
Colin stared at the note for a long moment, trying to decide what course of potentially heroic action he should take, when David walked in.
"Where's Bradley?" Colin handed him the note. David read the note.
"We have to get him back! he's daft! he'll probably take off someone's leg trying to clean their boot!"
Colin and David started gathering supplies for their wonderful journey together that would teach them many life lessons and bring them all (including Bradley) closer together.
Or tear them apart for good.
If they don't die first.
Friday, September 28, 2012
rivalry to revelry part 2
*quick review*
Vanessa's in the hospital after screaming on the beach, and everyone's now realized that they had no idea why Vanessa was on the beach in the rain.
**if you haven't read the first part, you should check that out first*
Liam, Miley, Josh, all looked at each other while Dr. Martin stood there silently waiting for an answer.
"It does seem like a really bad idea to be at the beach while it's raining." Said Josh "I honestly don't even really know why we were there."
"Maybe she was there to meet someone" suggested Miley with her accent
Liam turned to the Dr. "when can we talk to Vanessa?" which he said with his accent
"You could probably talk to her now" Answered Dr. Martin "I was just wondering if you knew."
". . ."
". . ."
". . ."
". . .ok." Said Josh
They all walked into Vanessa's room, their curiosity eating away at their souls. But when they entered the room, the bed was empty, and there was a note on the pillow.
Hello,
Vanessa fell ill because of me. It had nothing to do with
Liam and Miley's fish and chips, or Josh's wieners. If you
want to find her, go to the beach. I've sent someone there
to wait for you. Just show up, he knows who you are.
He'll find you. You'd better hurry though, I'm already sick
of Vanessa.
"To the beach?" Josh asked
"Let's go!" Miley said enthusiastically and ran out of the room
Liam and Josh followed at a normal pace, but Dr. Martin stayed behind, staring at the floor. And then he stared out the window.
*scene changes to the beach*
"Where is this guy?" Miley asked annoyed
They had been at the beach for a good 15 minutes. which probably doesn't sound very long but it feels a lot longer when you know someone's waiting for you so they should be there when you get there but they're not and then you're friend is in trouble which is why you had to meet this guy, but he's not there. So it probably felt more like 16 minutes.
"Maybe it was just a jo-" Josh said but was interrupted by the strangled cry of a young beached whale.
Liam ran over to help the whale back into the water, but as he approached the whale he heard it say "don't touch me!"with a scottish accent
". . .What?" Liam said {don't forget to use everybody's accents}
"I said don't touch me!" The whale slowly looked at Liam "You're here about Vanessa, right?"
"Did that whale just-" Josh started (he and Miley had run over a little bit ago)
"TALK?!" Miley exclaimed
"No, it was Liam doing an impression of a talking whale." The whale said with heavy sarcasm
There was a very awkward silence, everyone stood around the whale in shock.
"Well. . ." said the whale "i'm going to assume you're here about Vanessa, if you're not just walk away."
They all continued to stand there so the whale assumed they were. The whale opened his mouth to some degree, and a scottish guy slid out of it's mouth.
"My name is whale" he said as he walked over to L-J-M (liam josh and miley) "A codename of course, but that's what you're going to call me."
"Who are you?" Josh asked him
"I JUST told you who I am," he now adressed the rest of the group "Is he stupid?"
". . .yes." Miley answered
"uuuuuuuuuuuggggghhh! I hate stupid people. You seem like you could possibly be a little smart" He handed Liam a rolled up piece of paper (or, scroll, if you prefer) "This is a map with Vanessa's location, follow it, don't question the people you meet, you'll find her."
Liam opened the map, and after staring at it for a little bit, L-J-M proceeded to walk 50-ish feet to their right. They now stood in the middle of a dim ally (dim because it was daytime so it wasn't really dark, it was just in the shade.)
"What do we do now?" Liam asked
A man who looked like he had a lot of money, but was crazy approached them.
"Heeelllooooo" He said with an irish accent "You're looking for Vanessssssssa, aren't you? Climb up that ladder on your left, she's on the roofffffffffffffffffff."
".....Ok." Josh replied
"Are you stupid?" Miley asked very politely
"He said not to question the people we met!" Josh said
Miley was about to say something else, probably not politely, but the crazy irish man who had lots of money interrupted.
"MY NAME IS CONOR!" Conor yelled as he skipped backwards, falling into multiple trash cans/bags
".....I'm going up." Liam said, determined.
When they reached the roof, sure enough, there was Vanessa, sitting on the roof. And who was with her? The mysterious man who wrote the note.
.
.
.
.
.
.AND.
.
.
.
.
Dr. Martin.
"Dr. Martin?!" Miley asked, astonished.
Dr. Martin's eyes seemed to be holding back the intense emotions of guilt that had probably been building within his soul since he started planning out whatever it is he was currently doing with this mysterious man.
"Yes." Dr. Martin said "It's me, Steve. And this. . . . . . .this, is. . .Michelle. Hutcherson. She is not a mysterious man."
"mom.........question mark" Josh said, also astonished.
"What are you doing with Vanessa?" Liam asked kind of loudly, like when you're trying to be loud and sound intimidating, but you're not. so you just sound silly.
"I made them." Vanessa said as she stood up, causing an even bigger plot twist
L-J-M just stared at her, so she explained.
"You're too successful, i have to take out my competition while i'm still crazy."
At this point Josh was just kind of lying down trying to comprehend this betrayal by three people he knew.
But Liam forgot to change.
He was still wearing his sassy pants.
He could still save everyone.
"I won't let you do this!" Liam said imperatively
Vanessa was about to say something and then probably do something, but another plot twist had arrived.
"I won't let you do this either." Dr. Martin was truly a great man. "I can't do this, you're a lot younger than me and i'm a Dr."
He pulled out a sedative needle thing, but just the sight of the needle was enough to subdue the currently crazy Vanessa. Bringing back memories of the beach, she fell down as she screamed very loud. unnecessarily loud.
"I love you Dr. Martin" Liam said with every ounce of feeling left in his pants.
The End
~~~Epilogue~~~
Josh forgave his mom, Dr. Martin went back to doctering and whatever else he does, Liam, Miley, and Josh all became swell friends, and Vanessa was almost cured, but they weren't sure how much longer it would be. I'm sure she'll be fine.
There was a rainbow in the sky.
Liam like rainbows.
~~~i haven't had popcorn in forever~~~
*scene changes to the beach*
"Where is this guy?" Miley asked annoyed
They had been at the beach for a good 15 minutes. which probably doesn't sound very long but it feels a lot longer when you know someone's waiting for you so they should be there when you get there but they're not and then you're friend is in trouble which is why you had to meet this guy, but he's not there. So it probably felt more like 16 minutes.
"Maybe it was just a jo-" Josh said but was interrupted by the strangled cry of a young beached whale.
Liam ran over to help the whale back into the water, but as he approached the whale he heard it say "don't touch me!"with a scottish accent
". . .What?" Liam said {don't forget to use everybody's accents}
"I said don't touch me!" The whale slowly looked at Liam "You're here about Vanessa, right?"
"Did that whale just-" Josh started (he and Miley had run over a little bit ago)
"TALK?!" Miley exclaimed
"No, it was Liam doing an impression of a talking whale." The whale said with heavy sarcasm
There was a very awkward silence, everyone stood around the whale in shock.
"Well. . ." said the whale "i'm going to assume you're here about Vanessa, if you're not just walk away."
They all continued to stand there so the whale assumed they were. The whale opened his mouth to some degree, and a scottish guy slid out of it's mouth.
"My name is whale" he said as he walked over to L-J-M (liam josh and miley) "A codename of course, but that's what you're going to call me."
"Who are you?" Josh asked him
"I JUST told you who I am," he now adressed the rest of the group "Is he stupid?"
". . .yes." Miley answered
"uuuuuuuuuuuggggghhh! I hate stupid people. You seem like you could possibly be a little smart" He handed Liam a rolled up piece of paper (or, scroll, if you prefer) "This is a map with Vanessa's location, follow it, don't question the people you meet, you'll find her."
Liam opened the map, and after staring at it for a little bit, L-J-M proceeded to walk 50-ish feet to their right. They now stood in the middle of a dim ally (dim because it was daytime so it wasn't really dark, it was just in the shade.)
"What do we do now?" Liam asked
A man who looked like he had a lot of money, but was crazy approached them.
"Heeelllooooo" He said with an irish accent "You're looking for Vanessssssssa, aren't you? Climb up that ladder on your left, she's on the roofffffffffffffffffff."
".....Ok." Josh replied
"Are you stupid?" Miley asked very politely
"He said not to question the people we met!" Josh said
Miley was about to say something else, probably not politely, but the crazy irish man who had lots of money interrupted.
"MY NAME IS CONOR!" Conor yelled as he skipped backwards, falling into multiple trash cans/bags
".....I'm going up." Liam said, determined.
When they reached the roof, sure enough, there was Vanessa, sitting on the roof. And who was with her? The mysterious man who wrote the note.
.
.
.
.
.
.AND.
.
.
.
.
Dr. Martin.
"Dr. Martin?!" Miley asked, astonished.
Dr. Martin's eyes seemed to be holding back the intense emotions of guilt that had probably been building within his soul since he started planning out whatever it is he was currently doing with this mysterious man.
"Yes." Dr. Martin said "It's me, Steve. And this. . . . . . .this, is. . .Michelle. Hutcherson. She is not a mysterious man."
"mom.........question mark" Josh said, also astonished.
"What are you doing with Vanessa?" Liam asked kind of loudly, like when you're trying to be loud and sound intimidating, but you're not. so you just sound silly.
"I made them." Vanessa said as she stood up, causing an even bigger plot twist
L-J-M just stared at her, so she explained.
"You're too successful, i have to take out my competition while i'm still crazy."
At this point Josh was just kind of lying down trying to comprehend this betrayal by three people he knew.
But Liam forgot to change.
He was still wearing his sassy pants.
He could still save everyone.
"I won't let you do this!" Liam said imperatively
Vanessa was about to say something and then probably do something, but another plot twist had arrived.
"I won't let you do this either." Dr. Martin was truly a great man. "I can't do this, you're a lot younger than me and i'm a Dr."
He pulled out a sedative needle thing, but just the sight of the needle was enough to subdue the currently crazy Vanessa. Bringing back memories of the beach, she fell down as she screamed very loud. unnecessarily loud.
"I love you Dr. Martin" Liam said with every ounce of feeling left in his pants.
The End
~~~Epilogue~~~
Josh forgave his mom, Dr. Martin went back to doctering and whatever else he does, Liam, Miley, and Josh all became swell friends, and Vanessa was almost cured, but they weren't sure how much longer it would be. I'm sure she'll be fine.
There was a rainbow in the sky.
Liam like rainbows.
~~~i haven't had popcorn in forever~~~
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
instagram -- 1
so, to make up for the gap between my fan fictions, i'm going to start posting my instagram photos for you guys because i just realized not all of you can have instagrams, and if my pictures bring any degree of enjoyment, i will share all the pictures!!!!
~~~pumpkins make me happy~~~
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| this was my profile picture for a while :)) |
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| he used two pita pockets instead of one. that bothered me, so i photographed it |
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| we had snacks in class :3 |
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| this guy couldn't come with us when we went somewhere one time so we brought a picture of him and placed it in my sleeping bag |
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| my friend's dog which is extremely soft |
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| my friend's stuffed animal cat. which is CRAZY AWESOME |
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| walmart had large stuffed bunnies :)) |
~~~pumpkins make me happy~~~
Friday, August 24, 2012
rivalry to revel-ing
hey guys, it's around 12:32 and due to fun conversations with mah family, i'm gonna try something new. fan fiction :)) my mom had a good title for this one, but i can't currently remember what it was.
a fan fiction by TheFriendlyWizard
starring (without their knowledge):
Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, Steve Martin
Rivalry to Revel-ing
Liam woke up on a beautiful rainy morning, he wasn't busy, and he had a dream. A dream that had been in the back of his mind ever since he was a child. He had always wanted to have his own fish and chips stand. And, today, that dream would become a reality. He smiled the biggest smile he had ever smiled in his entire life ever, it was one of those smiles that if you saw someone smiling that big just walking on the street, you would think "wow. there must be something terribly wrong with that guy." He hopped out of bed, put on his sassy pants, and was out the door.
"Oh, hang on" *said with australian accent* Liam pulled his trusty cell phone out of his trusty shirt pocket (he started keeping his phone in his shirt pocket after a really good episode of Psych) and he called Miley to tell her that he was going to achieve his childhood dream.
"Hey," *said with an australian accent* "Since I'm not really busy, I was thinking of starting a fish and chips stand, just like i've always dreamt of ever since i was an ankle biter."
"That's awesome!" *said with a Miley Cyrus accent* "I'm not doing anything today, i could help ya out if you want"
"That'd be ace!" *said with australian accent* "i'll be setting up by the beach"
The stand looked beautiful near the beach glistening in the sunlight. But then something absolutely terrible happened. Liam could not. believe.....this. Off to his right, beginning to put together a stand of his own, was Josh Hutcherson. Liam continued to glare at Josh with disdain at what would prove to be rather annoying competition for what was probably a good 23 seconds, when Miley walked over.
"Hey, what are you starring a-" Miley looked over and saw Josh setting up his stand "No. way. . . Liam, let's do this." *said with a Miley Cyrus accent*
The now finished fish and chips stand's sign read: Fish and Chips <3. And, off to the right, There was a finished stand with a sign that read: Josh's wieners. Josh looked at Liam with a smirk that said "yeah, i'm doing this." And Liam become unsure of whether or not his childhood dream would do well today. However, Miley was determined.
"Let's sell some fish and chips!" Miley said enthusiastically with her accent as she gave Liam a reassuring slap on the back.
The day dragged on as neither stand had really gotten many costumers. It was probably because they were at the beach. and it was raining. which i guess no one had noticed.
"You don't have to stay, we probably won't sell anything." Liam said to Miley as he sighed, thinking of what a waste it was to take the time to put on his sassy pants today. Miley was about to respond with something that probably would've been like, "no way!" or something like that, when Josh interrupted.
"So. . ." *said with. . .an american accent.* "Since neither of us are really selling anything, you wanna ignore that face I made earlier and have a beach party in the rain?"
". . .That's kind of weird." Liam responded *with an australian accent* "But I'd like to give it a burl."
Just then vanessa hudgens walked to the front of Josh's stand.
"Hey," she turned toward Josh "Are you still selling wieners?"
"Sure, yeah, yes, yup." Josh answered as he walked over to his own stand to sell vanessa a wiener.
She then proceeded to just sit on the beach in the rain and eat her hotdog. After she finished, she walked over to Liam's stand.
"And, you're selling fish and chips, right?" vanessa asked/stated
Liam couldn't believe it, this would be his first sale today, his childhood dream was finally becoming a childhood dream come true. "Yeah!" *said with australian accent* Liam took Vanessa's money with a smile slightly less insane than the one from when he started his day, but you could tell Vanessa was still a little creeped out. Miley handed her a cone of fish and chips with a smile, which looked perfectly normal, and you could tell Vanessa was relieved Miley's smile was perfectly normal. Liam watched with ecstasy as Vanessa sat on the beach in the rain eating his childhood dream.
After Vanessa finished consuming her fish and chips, she stood up to just walk along the beach. In the rain. But she only walked a few feet before screaming very loud. unnecessarily loud, and falling. Josh and Liam both raced over very quickly because of their hunger games training, I'm just going to say Miley was considerably slower than them because i don't know what she's been up to.
"Are you ok?" Josh asked with concern in his eyes. just his eyes.
Vanessa was lying on the sand, breaking out in a cold sweat. "I- i feel, really dizzy."
"I'm such a fruit loop," Liam said guiltily with an australian accent "There was probably something wrong with the fish."
"Hey, no," Josh said "There could've been something wrong with my wieners."
Liam still looked guilty, but felt much better now. ". . .probably."
Josh just looked at Liam for a bit "We should get her to a hospital."
They all silently sat outside Vanessa's room in the hospital, a feeling of guilt and worry and depression hung very thickly in that part of the hall. It was actually hard to physically walk through that part of the hall you really had to PUSH through the feeling. And then the doctor walked out.
"She should be fine, it was just eating all that food out in rain. not really the smartest thing to do." The Doctor explained. "She should be ok to go home in about an hour or so, just keep her out of the rain."
"Thanks Dr. Martin" Josh said
"No problem," Dr. Martin said with a smile "Do any of you know why she was out in the rain?"
They all looked at each other, realizing they had absolutely not idea why anyone, except for themselves, were at the beach in the rain.
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Alright guys, it's 2:10, and I think i'll get some sleep. enough my sleep depravity helps me write things like this ^_^ but, anyways, what do you guys think? would like to see a continuation of this? i definitely had fun writing it, and this would give me something to blog about when i don't have anything to blog about :)) leave your opinions in the comments below :)
~~~yes, you've gone mad. completely bonkers! but let me tell you a secret, all the best people are~~~
a fan fiction by TheFriendlyWizard
starring (without their knowledge):
Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, Steve Martin
Rivalry to Revel-ing
Liam woke up on a beautiful rainy morning, he wasn't busy, and he had a dream. A dream that had been in the back of his mind ever since he was a child. He had always wanted to have his own fish and chips stand. And, today, that dream would become a reality. He smiled the biggest smile he had ever smiled in his entire life ever, it was one of those smiles that if you saw someone smiling that big just walking on the street, you would think "wow. there must be something terribly wrong with that guy." He hopped out of bed, put on his sassy pants, and was out the door.
"Oh, hang on" *said with australian accent* Liam pulled his trusty cell phone out of his trusty shirt pocket (he started keeping his phone in his shirt pocket after a really good episode of Psych) and he called Miley to tell her that he was going to achieve his childhood dream.
"Hey," *said with an australian accent* "Since I'm not really busy, I was thinking of starting a fish and chips stand, just like i've always dreamt of ever since i was an ankle biter."
"That's awesome!" *said with a Miley Cyrus accent* "I'm not doing anything today, i could help ya out if you want"
"That'd be ace!" *said with australian accent* "i'll be setting up by the beach"
The stand looked beautiful near the beach glistening in the sunlight. But then something absolutely terrible happened. Liam could not. believe.....this. Off to his right, beginning to put together a stand of his own, was Josh Hutcherson. Liam continued to glare at Josh with disdain at what would prove to be rather annoying competition for what was probably a good 23 seconds, when Miley walked over.
"Hey, what are you starring a-" Miley looked over and saw Josh setting up his stand "No. way. . . Liam, let's do this." *said with a Miley Cyrus accent*
The now finished fish and chips stand's sign read: Fish and Chips <3. And, off to the right, There was a finished stand with a sign that read: Josh's wieners. Josh looked at Liam with a smirk that said "yeah, i'm doing this." And Liam become unsure of whether or not his childhood dream would do well today. However, Miley was determined.
"Let's sell some fish and chips!" Miley said enthusiastically with her accent as she gave Liam a reassuring slap on the back.
The day dragged on as neither stand had really gotten many costumers. It was probably because they were at the beach. and it was raining. which i guess no one had noticed.
"You don't have to stay, we probably won't sell anything." Liam said to Miley as he sighed, thinking of what a waste it was to take the time to put on his sassy pants today. Miley was about to respond with something that probably would've been like, "no way!" or something like that, when Josh interrupted.
"So. . ." *said with. . .an american accent.* "Since neither of us are really selling anything, you wanna ignore that face I made earlier and have a beach party in the rain?"
". . .That's kind of weird." Liam responded *with an australian accent* "But I'd like to give it a burl."
Just then vanessa hudgens walked to the front of Josh's stand.
"Hey," she turned toward Josh "Are you still selling wieners?"
"Sure, yeah, yes, yup." Josh answered as he walked over to his own stand to sell vanessa a wiener.
She then proceeded to just sit on the beach in the rain and eat her hotdog. After she finished, she walked over to Liam's stand.
"And, you're selling fish and chips, right?" vanessa asked/stated
Liam couldn't believe it, this would be his first sale today, his childhood dream was finally becoming a childhood dream come true. "Yeah!" *said with australian accent* Liam took Vanessa's money with a smile slightly less insane than the one from when he started his day, but you could tell Vanessa was still a little creeped out. Miley handed her a cone of fish and chips with a smile, which looked perfectly normal, and you could tell Vanessa was relieved Miley's smile was perfectly normal. Liam watched with ecstasy as Vanessa sat on the beach in the rain eating his childhood dream.
After Vanessa finished consuming her fish and chips, she stood up to just walk along the beach. In the rain. But she only walked a few feet before screaming very loud. unnecessarily loud, and falling. Josh and Liam both raced over very quickly because of their hunger games training, I'm just going to say Miley was considerably slower than them because i don't know what she's been up to.
"Are you ok?" Josh asked with concern in his eyes. just his eyes.
Vanessa was lying on the sand, breaking out in a cold sweat. "I- i feel, really dizzy."
"I'm such a fruit loop," Liam said guiltily with an australian accent "There was probably something wrong with the fish."
"Hey, no," Josh said "There could've been something wrong with my wieners."
Liam still looked guilty, but felt much better now. ". . .probably."
Josh just looked at Liam for a bit "We should get her to a hospital."
They all silently sat outside Vanessa's room in the hospital, a feeling of guilt and worry and depression hung very thickly in that part of the hall. It was actually hard to physically walk through that part of the hall you really had to PUSH through the feeling. And then the doctor walked out.
"She should be fine, it was just eating all that food out in rain. not really the smartest thing to do." The Doctor explained. "She should be ok to go home in about an hour or so, just keep her out of the rain."
"Thanks Dr. Martin" Josh said
"No problem," Dr. Martin said with a smile "Do any of you know why she was out in the rain?"
They all looked at each other, realizing they had absolutely not idea why anyone, except for themselves, were at the beach in the rain.
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Alright guys, it's 2:10, and I think i'll get some sleep. enough my sleep depravity helps me write things like this ^_^ but, anyways, what do you guys think? would like to see a continuation of this? i definitely had fun writing it, and this would give me something to blog about when i don't have anything to blog about :)) leave your opinions in the comments below :)
~~~yes, you've gone mad. completely bonkers! but let me tell you a secret, all the best people are~~~
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
blub blub blub
i'm extremely excited for fall. CRAZY excited. ohmigoodness, i just got the maple room/linen spray to work, and i've been spraying it in my room alll the tiiiimmees :)) i miss sweaters and hot chocolate and pumpkins and costumes and creepy stuff and colorful leaves, and falling leaves, and coats, and jeans, and socks, and shoes (not that i dont' enjoy going barefoot), and stuffs.
i like ed sheeran.
there's still nail polish on my big toe....it's been there since easter.
heeeyyy, you should check out 3glassheads.blogspot.com my friend has two lovely posts up, and i just posted about hair ^_^
i haven't been reading nearly as much as i used to. that makes my sad.
i enjoy laying on the trampoline (or just in the grass) with the sprinkler. it's kind of a waste of water though. i don't do it a lot.
i want some rad ankle boots.
.......bleh.
~~~watermelon~~~
i like ed sheeran.
there's still nail polish on my big toe....it's been there since easter.
heeeyyy, you should check out 3glassheads.blogspot.com my friend has two lovely posts up, and i just posted about hair ^_^
i haven't been reading nearly as much as i used to. that makes my sad.
i enjoy laying on the trampoline (or just in the grass) with the sprinkler. it's kind of a waste of water though. i don't do it a lot.
i want some rad ankle boots.
.......bleh.
~~~watermelon~~~
Sunday, July 8, 2012
...where am I?
it seems i've wondered back to here..............ah, i don't really have any excuses for not posting anything in a while. and there's not really anything i really really wanna talk about right now anyways....i'm sorry. lolol :)) but, hey, if you feel like it, me and two of my friends have created a blog together which you can check out here:
http://3glassheads.blogspot.com/
the BEST part is, there's THREEEE of us, so you won't have to put up with my laziness :3 i'll probably still be posting here, (most likely all my posts on here will be those drawing ones, and my opinions on things like when i did that post on valentine's day and stuff.....this'll basically be for all my rants and tutorials :3) but i'll also be posting on this new blog. and i'm not going to post the same things on each blog. it's too much work. *random change of subject* i really want it to be fall, but i'm not done with summer yet! D:
~~~blue velvet cupcakes are better than red velvet cupcakes~~~
http://3glassheads.blogspot.com/
the BEST part is, there's THREEEE of us, so you won't have to put up with my laziness :3 i'll probably still be posting here, (most likely all my posts on here will be those drawing ones, and my opinions on things like when i did that post on valentine's day and stuff.....this'll basically be for all my rants and tutorials :3) but i'll also be posting on this new blog. and i'm not going to post the same things on each blog. it's too much work. *random change of subject* i really want it to be fall, but i'm not done with summer yet! D:
~~~blue velvet cupcakes are better than red velvet cupcakes~~~
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