Friday, August 24, 2012

rivalry to revel-ing

hey guys, it's around 12:32 and due to fun conversations with mah family, i'm gonna try something new. fan fiction :)) my mom had a good title for this one, but i can't currently remember what it was.

a fan fiction by TheFriendlyWizard
starring (without their knowledge):
Josh Hutcherson,    Liam Hemsworth,    Miley Cyrus,    Vanessa Hudgens,    Steve Martin

Rivalry to Revel-ing
      Liam woke up on a beautiful rainy morning, he wasn't busy, and he had a dream. A dream that had been in the back of his mind ever since he was a child. He had always wanted to have his own fish and chips stand. And, today, that dream would become a reality. He smiled the biggest smile he had ever smiled in his entire life ever, it was one of those smiles that if you saw someone smiling that big just walking on the street, you would think "wow. there must be something terribly wrong with that guy." He hopped out of bed, put on his sassy pants, and was out the door.
        "Oh, hang on" *said with australian accent* Liam pulled his trusty cell phone out of his trusty shirt pocket (he started keeping his phone in his shirt pocket after a really good episode of Psych) and he called Miley to tell her that he was going to achieve his childhood dream.
        "Hey," *said with an australian accent* "Since I'm not really busy, I was thinking of starting a fish and chips stand, just like i've always dreamt of ever since i was an ankle biter."
        "That's awesome!" *said with a Miley Cyrus accent* "I'm not doing anything today, i could help ya out if you want"
        "That'd be ace!" *said with australian accent* "i'll be setting up by the beach"

        The stand looked beautiful near the beach glistening in the sunlight. But then something absolutely terrible happened. Liam could not. believe.....this. Off to his right, beginning to put together a stand of his own, was Josh Hutcherson. Liam continued to glare at Josh with disdain at what would prove to be rather annoying competition for what was probably a good 23 seconds, when Miley walked over.
         "Hey, what are you starring a-" Miley looked over and saw Josh setting up his stand "No. way. . . Liam, let's do this." *said with a Miley Cyrus accent*
         The now finished fish and chips stand's sign read: Fish and Chips <3. And, off to the right, There was a finished stand with a sign that read: Josh's wieners. Josh looked at Liam with a smirk that said "yeah, i'm doing this." And Liam become unsure of whether or not his childhood dream would do well today. However, Miley was determined.
          "Let's sell some fish and chips!" Miley said enthusiastically with her accent as she gave Liam a reassuring slap on the back.

      The day dragged on as neither stand had really gotten many costumers. It was probably because they were at the beach. and it was raining. which i guess no one had noticed.
      "You don't have to stay, we probably won't sell anything." Liam said to Miley as he sighed, thinking of what a waste it was to take the time to put on his sassy pants today. Miley was about to respond with something that probably would've been like, "no way!" or something like that, when Josh interrupted.
      "So. . ." *said with. . .an american accent.* "Since neither of us are really selling anything, you wanna ignore that face I made earlier and have a beach party in the rain?"
      ". . .That's kind of weird." Liam responded *with an australian accent* "But I'd like to give it a burl."
      Just then vanessa hudgens walked to the front of Josh's stand.
      "Hey," she turned toward Josh "Are you still selling wieners?"
      "Sure, yeah, yes, yup." Josh answered as he walked over to his own stand to sell vanessa a wiener.
She then proceeded to just sit on the beach in the rain and eat her hotdog. After she finished, she walked over to Liam's stand.
      "And, you're selling fish and chips, right?" vanessa asked/stated
      Liam couldn't believe it, this would be his first sale today, his childhood dream was finally becoming a childhood dream come true. "Yeah!" *said with australian accent* Liam took Vanessa's money with a smile slightly less insane than the one from when he started his day, but you could tell Vanessa was still a little creeped out. Miley handed her a cone of fish and chips with a smile, which looked perfectly normal, and you could tell Vanessa was relieved Miley's smile was perfectly normal. Liam watched with ecstasy as Vanessa sat on the beach in the rain eating his childhood dream.

      After Vanessa finished consuming her fish and chips, she stood up to just walk along the beach. In the rain. But she only walked a few feet before screaming very loud. unnecessarily loud, and falling. Josh and Liam both raced over very quickly because of their hunger games training, I'm just going to say Miley was considerably slower than them because i don't know what she's been up to.
      "Are you ok?" Josh asked with concern in his eyes. just his eyes.
Vanessa was lying on the sand, breaking out in a cold sweat. "I- i feel, really dizzy."
       "I'm such a fruit loop," Liam said guiltily with an australian accent "There was probably something wrong with the fish."
       "Hey, no," Josh said "There could've been something wrong with my wieners."
       Liam still looked guilty, but felt much better now. ". . .probably."
       Josh just looked at Liam for a bit "We should get her to a hospital."

     They all silently sat outside Vanessa's room in the hospital, a feeling of guilt and worry and depression hung very thickly in that part of the hall. It was actually hard to physically walk through that part of the hall you really had to PUSH through the feeling. And then the doctor walked out.
       "She should be fine, it was just eating all that food out in rain. not really the smartest thing to do." The Doctor explained. "She should be ok to go home in about an hour or so, just keep her out of the rain."
        "Thanks Dr. Martin" Josh said
        "No problem," Dr. Martin said with a smile "Do any of you know why she was out in the rain?"
They all looked at each other, realizing they had absolutely not idea why anyone, except for themselves, were at the beach in the rain.

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Alright guys, it's 2:10, and I think i'll get some sleep. enough my sleep depravity helps me write things like this ^_^   but, anyways, what do you guys think? would like to see a continuation of this? i definitely had fun writing it, and this would give me something to blog about when i don't have anything to blog about :)) leave your opinions in the comments below :)



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2 comments:

  1. I liked it my friend:)

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  2. I'd definitely like to see what happens from here on out - - especially to Vanessa.

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